Meet Curt—the dog with a side-eye sharper than your plot twist. The Not Today Two Leg Bookmark captures Curt in his natural state: unimpressed, slightly judgmental, and 100% lovable. Named after the definition of "curt" itself, this cranky canine doesn’t fetch, doesn’t beg, and definitely doesn’t have time for your nonsense… unless snacks are involved.
Printed on a durable aluminum base with a sleek black finish, this bookmark is perfect for readers who like their page-holders with a little personality. The top slot keeps your spot secure, while Curt keeps the attitude in check.
📚 Features:


Made from sturdy aluminum with a glossy front


Built-in U-shaped slot holds your page without slipping


Snarky design featuring Curt the dog in peak sass-mode


Perfect gift for dog lovers, sarcasm fans, and readers who appreciate a little bite with their books


Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts


 
Because sometimes you just need a bookmark that says what you’re thinking: “Not today, Two Leg.”