Meet Curt—the four-legged sass master who’s had enough of your two-legged nonsense. Straight from the CURT-ious Collection, this design features Curt peeking over his retro shades with the kind of judgment only a dog with four legs and zero patience can deliver. With a vintage 70s rayburst background and the bold phrase “Not Today TWO LEG,” this tee serves up equal parts attitude and humor.
Curt may be, well… curt—but that’s exactly what makes him lovable. This tee is for anyone who appreciates a good side-eye and knows dogs rule (especially the grumpy ones).
Printed on a high-quality tri-blend crew tee that’s soft, breathable, and made for real life:


🐾 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon


🐾 Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd²) for all-season comfort


🐾 Regular fit with a casually elevated style


🐾 Tear-away label for a smooth feel


Whether you're out walking your own sass monster or just dodging the nonsense of the day, Curt’s got your back—and your front.