"Not Today Two Leg" Wireless Charger – Featuring Curt from the CURT-ious Collection
Meet Curt—the dog, the myth, the mood. If you've ever looked up the word "curt," you basically found him. Full of shade, sass, and absolutely no time for your nonsense, Curt is the ultimate four-legged icon of judgment. And this wireless charger? It's his mic drop.
Part of the snarky and beloved CURT-ious Collection, this design showcases Curt doing what he does best: glaring over his sunglasses with that “don’t even” stare. Whether he’s channeling your own daily vibe or serving up passive-aggressive puppy power, he makes it clear—just because you walk on two legs doesn’t mean you run the show.
Perfect for anyone who lives with (or is) a moody, funny, short-patience pup in human or canine form. Bring a little bark to your bedside table, desk, or wherever your sass needs a boost.
Features:
🌩️ 10W wireless charging for most iPhone & Android devices
🐾 Glossy sublimation print on sleek black base
⚡ Includes 47" micro USB charging cable
📏 Dimensions: 3.93" diameter x 0.3" tall
💼 Aluminum casing + acrylic face plate
🐶 Features Curt from the CURT-ious Collection
Because sometimes your phone needs charging—and your mood needs to be felt.