Destruction never looked so adorable… or metal.
This tee is a hilarious tribute to chaotic pups and heavy riffs—a parody that only true music heads and dog lovers will appreciate. Featuring a wild-eyed, sneaky dog mid-prowl with shredded slippers and a demolished teddy bear in its wake, this design captures the raw energy of both rock rebellion and canine mischief.
Perfect for anyone who's ever turned their back for one second… and returned to fluff carnage.


Fit: Classic unisex retail fit—great for rocking out or chilling out


Fabric: Lightweight 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²)


Design: Vivid print with bold lettering and vintage punk/metal-inspired artwork


Comfort: Ribbed collar, tapered shoulders, and dual side seams for lasting shape


Made by Bella+Canvas—ethically produced, no sweatshops, 100% rock-approved


Label: Tear-away for smooth, tagless comfort


Warning: May cause spontaneous headbanging and toy destruction.
Because some dogs were born to Sneak… and Destroy.